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Brilliantly witty I must say. Brings to mind an incident a few years ago when a British gentleman friend of mine mentioned...upon parting.....that he would be around later on that night to "knock me up". He seemed to take offense when I whalloped him upside the head. Who knew he was coming around just to study??!!! Same language my arse!!! Blah Blah Hmmmm I make sense to me! Thats all that matters! Fare thee well.
Buffy <buffy_21@rocketmail.com>
Bluefield, VA USA - Fri Feb 12 1:42:03 1999
Hello, I am writing this only to kindly inform you that you will be beheaded. I don't mean this in a metaphorical, or even kidding way. I simply mean that I have requested that you be beheaded at once in front of the palace, and I believe the palace guards shall arrive at your flat in about five minutes. Please wear something subdued.
Queen Elizabeth <QueenE@aol.com>
London, England - Thu Feb 11 12:59:15 1999
I know ive just signed this but ive just read it now and ive got to say its jolly funny!
mels <ballmela@bishopb-college.ac.uk>
Hull, England - where else? - Fri Feb 5 11:26:54 1999
hey people in england please email me! great page by the way!
mels <ballmela@bishopb-college.ac.uk>
hull, england - Fri Feb 5 11:06:03 1999
I'm going to the USA (NJ does that mean New Jersey?) in February and I would like to know where I can find a guide for Brits visiting the USA for the first time.
pete shaw <pete.shaw@btinternet.com>
UK - Sun Jan 24 19:36:47 1999
take care.bye
barbara <www.barbara12.com>
huntington park, ca usa - Fri Jan 22 12:08:03 1999
although we here in england managed to giggle at your immature juvenille scribblings, we cannot condone this frightful behaviour. anyway, we're off for a wank with our tossers. toodlepip and cheerio!
little fishie and wurzel
England god damit! - Thu Jan 21 4:53:27 1999
although we here in england managed to giggle at your immature juvenille scribblings, we cannot condone this frightful behaviour. anyway, we're off for a wank with our tossers. toodlepip and cheerio!
little fishie and wurzel
England god damit! - Thu Jan 21 5:02:58 1999
This site ROCKS! It kicks much, stupid-butt! Way to go, Jo.
Karl Douglass <karldouglass@aya.yale.edu>
Columbus, GA USA - Mon Jan 18 10:02:17 1999
Brilliant site - revisitted to show my son your guide for americans. This must be one of the greatest aids to our american visitors - not that we see many in Oldham!
David G Kent <David@helpinghandscleaning.freeserve.co.uk>
Oldham, Lancashire UK - Fri Jan 1 20:41:19 1999
I would like you to wish my cousins a Merry Christmas for me. They are Peter & Sylvia Jackson of Twyford Grove, Adderbury. I called them earlier today but I would like them to see the power of the computer say this with love Bob May you have a Merry christmas Thank you
Bob Abdey <magpie@ccia.st-thomas.on.ca>
st Thomas, on canada - Thu Dec 24 1:43:09 1998
Dear Ms. Miller, I am investigating web pages with the intention to find addresses of women yale alumni. My interest is a project for my 16 year old daughter, Julie Anne. She is a junior this year at Notre Dame High School in Lawrenceville, NJ and will be starting her search for the next four years! My son, Matthew, is currently attending Yale as a sophomore and is on the track team. He was actively recruited as a hurdler and he went early decision to Yale...of course, I am delighted with the experience and Julie Anne spent a night with him in JE on parent's weekend...she also would love to go to Yale, but she is not an athlete...She is an avid reader, creative writer, AP and Honors classes student and an all-around great young lady, but no sports...We read the article in the Yale Daily News last weekend...(we attended the Yale-Princeton game and had lots of fun), about the 30 year anniversary of the women on-campus experiment. She would like to contact women alumni by mail and ask a few questions about their experiences and how Yale affected their lives...if you have a chance, let me know what you think of this idea and if you have any suggestions for her on her quest for Yale, I am sure she will appreciate it...Of course, mom doesn't know much, you understand...but wink wink, we have all been there... thanks again, Kathy Miesionczek
kathy miesionczek <per4man@bellatlantic.net>
yardley, pa usa - Sat Nov 21 11:56:47 1998
one of the funniest things i ever read (the guide for yanks in the uk)
olly goog the fruit selling dood
- Wed Oct 7 12:46:36 1998
Trystan Smyth is a stupid greasy XXXX who deserves to die for his sins. (n.b: read on down the page)
mr x <x@xxxxxxxxxx.com>
x, x x - Tue Oct 6 7:02:23 1998
Wheres my Jelly. Oops wrong website.
Rod Hull <ROD@greenjelly.com>
PINK WINDMILL., DUNNO UK - Tue Oct 6 6:07:43 1998
Thankyou for your guide, Jo, I found it very informative, and shall use it on my next trip to the UK.
Homer S <woohoo@kwik-e-mart.com>
Springfield, the state that springfield is in USA - Mon Oct 5 6:59:43 1998
BEFOR LOOKING AT YOUR SITE I RANG UP TONY BLAIR, BUT WAS TOLD BY HIS WIFE(CHERIE) THAT HE WAS HAVING A WANK. AT THE TIME I WAS ABIT CONFUSED, BUT THANKS TO YOU I NOW KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. NOW I WILL BE ABLE TO TELL THE ENGLISH PRESS THAT I ONLY WANKED WITH MONICA AND NOTHING ELSE.
Bill Clinton (AKA Greg Marsh) <President@Whitehouse.com>
Washington, TERRIBLE USA - Mon Oct 5 5:59:52 1998
What a load of BOLLOX!
willy sanker <w_sanker@hotmail.com>
new georgia, ng usa - Sun Sep 27 13:17:56 1998
Thank you for your Web Pages. As yet, probably the most informative, and fun, I've run across. Extraordinary effort on your part. Anything I can do to help update?
Marvin Cohen <Nuyawk@webtv.net>
Portland, OR USA - Mon Sep 7 15:38:18 1998
INTERESTING VISIT. I JUST SURFED IN, AND I AM GLAD I DID. NEXT STOP.... YOUR LINKS
Andrew Escamilla <nextcom@webtv.net>
Upland, Ca U.S.A. - Thu Sep 3 14:09:17 1998
Like one of your other visitors, Private Eye was the keyhole through which I peered and saw your site. If I may I'd like to add a suggestion for the hapless visitor. Try to come in the dry season, usually October through to the following June. It always pours in July and August. Toodle pip.
Charles King-Holford <charles@micromuse.com>
London, England - Thu Aug 27 11:23:14 1998
This site really is the dogs'. I'm not sure who's plonker is getting pulled the most here but I'm chuffed to have found it. As someone who's worked closely with Americans for the last 10 years - most of that time in a job trying to explain to them how to design and develop software for non Americans - I can vouch for the fact that its all true. Americans understand irony better than any nation on earth and always understand when we're extracting the urine.
Mark Mallinson <mark_mallinson@lotus.com>
Oxford, UK - Thu Aug 27 10:33:42 1998
i don't know all the slang but loved the ones i recognized. wonderful site. thanks.
ben <brumbaugh@coweblink.net>
kremmling, co usa - Sun Aug 23 16:53:13 1998
I fear I may have been wittier when in an inebriated I stood in front of that wall and digested bits of astute observations and miles of intoxicated drivel. Alas, I can barely recall through the fog of time that which I read and wrote. So in the spirit of Mike Barnacle, "No matter where you go there you are."
brad worrall <bbw9r@virginia.edu>
Charlottesville, Va USA - Fri Aug 21 12:44:26 1998
Very nice work all around, I am sore impressed.
Peter Borst <plb6@cornell.edu>
Ithaca, - Fri Aug 14 11:14:12 1998
That was a real treat !! I really thought it was going to be the usual "Hitchhikers' Guide to ...." I'd just eaten a large dinner but had I known that I was gonna bust a gut laughing, I'd 've eaten after reading the page. The only snag is that I've included it on my family homepage as a link for any foreign visitors wanting to have a foretaste of GB. Perhaps I should alter the title, I'd hate to nip in the bud any burgeoning Anglo-American friendships. Aah, what the Hell, they'll figure it out by the time they reach the bit about British cuisine. Bye, I'm just off to Cambridge for a "wank" in a "yerinal", I hope it won't take too much out of my "goolies". Thanks a whole lot., more power to your elbow..
Colin Topley <c0ltopley.aol.com>
Ashford, Kent, UK - Thu Jul 30 8:59:31 1998
Amusing little site you have here, but you must know mine is infinitely better, not least because I created it with one hand while sitting naked in the bath. Am working on setting up a 24-hour cam in my loo for the edification of all. I would tell you more, but the phone is ringing...
Major Wind
- Sat Jul 25 22:37:24 1998
It's worth the twelve pounds a month I pay my ISP for this site alone. I can't type properly as I've laughed so much that I've got pigs nipples (Which, if there are any yanks reading this, means hiccups)
Chris Hatfield <Old_growler@hotmail.com>
Kenilworth, UK - Fri Jul 24 17:55:15 1998
As a Brit who is married to an American, I know how different the two languages are. I don't get away with calling my husband a wanker, but I take great delight in being able to shout bollocks at the top of my voice whilst I am in a biology lesson at University, or alternatively calling my classmates "tossers" and watch them give me a very nice smile. What a hoot!!!
Zoe Woolston <alohazoe@yahoo.com>
waipahu, hi usa - Wed Jul 22 23:57:50 1998
This is screamingly funny; I do hope that none of your compatriots take it seriously! Sorry I cannot tell you what my URL is; I have only been on the Internet for 20 minutes and I feel sure that I will find out eventually. I hope to visit the USA in 2001 and I wonder if you could add some genuine inside information for tourists? The only things I know so far are (1) Keep away from Miami, (2) There are no public toilets anywhere (do you lot use the gutters or what?) and that car hire is compuslory. Good luck!
MIchael Ginley <Michael.Ginley@btinternet.com>
Manchester., ? UK - Tue Jul 21 18:49:57 1998
Nice web pages. Intelligent, witty, and kept me happily amused for ages. And that's just my pages. Incidentally, the 'landlord, fill my flowing bowl' quote, er, quotation, is by 'anon'; it's not specific to Yale. It's used (or the first couple of lines are) for a Morris dance from Adderbury, commonly entitled "Landlord", oddly. I bet you wish I never bothered to fill in your guestbook now.
Martin Couchman <m.couchman@warwick.ac.uk>
Leicester, mostly, UK - Mon Jul 13 10:20:45 1998
This page rules! Keep up the good work, and update frequently, please.
~(_8(|) Homer Simpson
- Tue Jul 7 7:21:59 1998
What a great site, even though it rips the piss out of us English. Your humour and wit astounds me. Please keep updating it.
Tim Brown
London, England - Tue Jul 7 7:03:26 1998
I think Mr Smyth may have missed the point...
Randall Hartstone
London, UK - Wed Jul 1 9:07:24 1998
Your comments on th word Goolies is misrepresented. This word is NEVER used to describe money, we use words like WAD, WEDGE, WONGA, LOOT, SPONDOOLIES and many more. The word Goolies is a reference to a mans balls or nuts. i.e "If your not careful i'll kick you in the goolies" So there. !
Tristan Smyth <tsmyth@federatedinv.com>
Reading, U.K - Mon Jun 22 8:16:43 1998
It's all tree-hugging hippie crap anyway. And my mom was NOT on the cover of Crack Whore magazine. You will respect my authori-tah!
Eric J. Cartman
S. Park, CO - Tue Jun 16 9:57:41 1998
Loved the Yanks Guide to the Motherland.... I would like to see an Aussie version one day... Fun site, keep up the good work!
Sonya <spopowycz@hotmail.com>
Brisbane, Qld Australia - Thu May 21 0:44:22 1998
I used to wonder why American visitors said dumb things when they come over here. Your helpfull, informative, totally made-up page of tips now explains it. Thanks for that.
Seb <e.r.b@btinternet.com>
Northampton, England UK - Wed May 6 5:01:51 1998
Dear Marge, I meaan Jo;/.. I dont know ifits the prozac or the slightly-fermented strawberry jammmm that I've been eating outta the jar that is talking right now butt Ie've just gott to sayy that ;;;;lkkj;kkkk. sorry. I'm nottt usedd to typeing; I have peoplea who do that. I just wanted to tella oyouu that I don't get yoyur work at all butt i t might just be me.....
Norbert <norbert@drugged.state>
- Tue Apr 21 1:03:19 1998
Despite the fact that my boyfriend Skippy and I find your page to be an abomination unto the Lord, we admit to having a laugh or two as we browsed through your academic pretensions, all while we shared a sinful can of Sprite. Unlike yourself, WE do not need alcohol to have a good time. Sprite, by the way, is a SOFT drink.
Dough... Joan Dough
- Sun Apr 19 22:14:05 1998
Most amusing guide for Americans! Cool name you have
Jo Miller <jo2890@yahoo.com>
Devon, UK - Mon Mar 30 7:08:25 1998
Dear Jo, I do hope no poor, simple-minded compatriots of yours follow your 'Guide for Americans Visiting Britain'...the consequences would be disastrous but very amusing for us Brits! Keep it up (the humour that is...) Raymond.
Raymond <Raymond.Li@btinternet.com>
London, England - Sun Mar 15 19:07:48 1998
Jo - nice site, haven't read it yet but my eyebrows are twitching, so it can't be all bad. Just wanted to point out to the twat a bit further down that Bill Bryson's "Notes from a Small Island" has only one use to man, woman or beast and that is as emergency toilet paper. It's a bit rough, but I have however perfected a method of coating it in body lotion to give it that smooooooth feel. Right, I'm off to bark at the moon. After I've read the site, of course....
M@ <matt.moore@virgin.net>
Northampton, uk - Wed Mar 11 14:57:50 1998
Hey, Jo's guestbook. Between laundry and making meatloaf and the wakey times of Kara, I just love to do fun things like invite Jehovah's Witnesses to come in and then trap them in my linen closets with all the creepy crickets. Actually, I'm getting thrown out of my mommy & me class for the deadly mistake of bringing up a current event. Poo and drool stories only, please. At-home mom goes postal, story at 11. God, Jo, aren't you glad you have a guest book to keep this brain leakage forever? Miss you. lv, m.
Kara's bloody mum <reynolds@4link.net>
Huntington Beach, CA US o' bloody A - Wed Mar 4 18:24:06 1998
Teri Paroz <trailsend@oregontrail.net>
La Grande, OR USA - Wed Feb 25 16:34:14 1998
Jo, I look at your CV and I just know that there is a trail of broken-hearted Jewish undergrads around the country. I can imagine young David showing up for his first Jewish studies class and expecting a crusty old professor. Woe unto him!
Bill Henning <wmhenning@aol.com>
New York, NY USA - Wed Feb 25 15:48:35 1998
Hilarious! I got here on whim through the 'Private Eye' homepage. Excellent idea in the best tradition of Bill Bryson's 'Notes from a Small Island' (everyone out there read it if you haven't already). Keep up the good work.
Richard Bell <r.j.bell@lancaster.ac.uk>
Lancaster, England - Tue Feb 17 23:31:40 1998
Jo, Brilliant, I'm Lorraines' Dad. Have to say though your English still needs some refinement to qualify for the BSE seal. Not a bad start though I'm really looking forward to your upcoming ryming slang, Meanwhile Bollocks to you and may your bumbershoots always run on time. Thanks Ken P.S. Don't tell Lorraine but but thats how she came to be, it was all about her Mum reaching in my pocket for my goolies
Ken Berry <encoderusa@aol.com>
Snohomish, Wa USA - Mon Feb 16 10:39:22 1998
JO, This website gets more bloody brilliant each time I visit. You should be doing this as your calling; Luther would say that you have found your beruf or whatever the hell that German word is. We've got to find some way to get you some national recognition for this! Oh, and by the way, if you can drive the man child to Syracuse could you contact C.W.? LB
Lorraine Berry <lb23@cornell.edu>
Ithaca, - Mon Feb 16 9:21:09 1998
Dorrie wants more cat pictures. See you in June!
Phil and Dorrie <Filmarr@aol.com>
LA, CA USA - Fri Feb 13 1:27:06 1998
Ooohh.. I just *love* your guide to the UK. I think some of the US students who came over to my old Uni must have memorised it all ;)
Mat Simpson <mat@arrgh.demon.co.uk>
London, UK - Fri Feb 6 6:45:54 1998
(whirrrrr)... oh, it's you... what the hell do you want? I can't talk; I'm waiting for Skippy -- unlike those frat boys, he knows how to have FUN. Nice web page but you know you'll never succeed until you cut my damn grass.
Norbert Barbitol
- Sun Feb 1 23:46:00 1998
Kryket.. is that you on fire or was it just friction?
Ellotta Regina
- Sun Feb 1 23:43:23 1998
cor bimey mate what an excellent guide this is for all those loverly yanks who want to visit our cuntry. maybe you could print one for us brits who visit your united states. i heard that it is manditory to carry asub machine gun with you at all times and there is no problem in bringing it through customs. see you in the u.k.
gareth carrigan <thethatchers@msn.com>
- Sun Feb 1 18:46:44 1998
Hey Jo - Neat stuff here. I am trying to see how to set up the guestbook for the NES 339 web page, so here I am looking at the code. see ya, - Pat
Patrick Graham <pmg1@cornell.edu>
Ithaca, NY US of A - Wed Jan 21 9:55:01 1998
Congratulations on your Completely Factual and Not At All Juvenile Guide for Americans Visiting Britain. It would be nice to have a similar guide for we Englanders visiting your fair country !!
Charles Davis <csd@bodley.ox.ac.uk>
Oxford, UK - Tue Dec 23 3:37:04 1997
Anybody heard of that Prodigy song, "Smack My Bitch Up"? My idea.
Some CUNY person, judging by the IP address
- Wed Dec 10 13:46:05 1997
Ever surf the web while sitting naked in your den? I find it quite refreshing and even liberating. I'm free! Free to be me! Have you ever considered writing a paper on the Psalms? Oh sh**, my omelet is burning.
Major Wind
- Fri Nov 28 10:40:30 1997
Enjoyed looking at your guest book.
Paul Sinclair < sinclair@kingcrest.com>
Richmond, VA US - Fri Nov 14 18:08:21 1997
Peri Hill - 11/06/97 12:41:18
How did you came upon the Pad o' Fun?: Recommendation
Comments:
Brilliantly funny - I'm currently dating a British-based American and it's true what they say: tell them "it's tradition" and they'll do it. (Love him really!) Keep up the good work.
Eric - 10/29/97 13:21:46
My URL:http:// www.virtualogic.com
My Email: ehay@virtualogic.com(NO_SPAM)
How did you came upon the Pad o' Fun?: Newsweek Article
Comments:
Anxiously awaiting arrival of new photos on this site. -- Eric "Bitch set me up." -- M. Barry
- 10/14/97 12:27:53
Comments:
great shot greg norman (Kraken.senet.com.au)
Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo - 10/09/97 01:39:36
How did you came upon the Pad o' Fun?: How did I get here from the Vatican home-page?
Comments:
Do you ever cook eggs while you're naked? In the bathtub?
Luke - 10/06/97 21:41:05
My URL:http:// sickjokes.miningco.com
My Email: sickjokes@miningco.comNOSPAM
How did you came upon the Pad o' Fun?: Chance
Comments:
Love the list for Americans visiting the UK. Brilliant!
Andy - 10/01/97 12:52:38
My Email: andyr00@hotmail.com
How did you came upon the Pad o' Fun?: temporal displacement
Comments:
...i don't know about hairball cures..but i find that 1 part navel fluff to 2 parts stuff-from-under the bed to 1 part pocket lint works for me...nice HP by the way sweetie..*grin*
Ivanna Mann - 09/20/97 22:15:47
How did you came upon the Pad o' Fun?: What Pad o' Fun?
Comments:
Uhhh... wanna buy a monkey?
Dan - 09/19/97 02:22:32
My URL:http:// www.lightlink.com/remy/
My Email: remy@mindless.com
How did you came upon the Pad o' Fun?: This kooky thing called Kaplan...
Comments:
When you are faced with an analogy problem on the SAT, remember the Three Steps O' Kaplan (tm): 1) Build a bridge. 2) Test your choices. 3) Adjust as neccesarry. 4) Make fun of the other Kaplan students. 5) Get yelled at by the center staff for being too loud and disturbing the kids actually trying to get work done. 6) Take a half hour break, in which you down as much sugar as you possibly can within that time span. 7) Come back and be hyper. 8) Get the teacher confused about who's actually talking - you, or the kid next to you, even though you sound nothing alike. 9) Do inversly good on your SAT - if you're good at math, do better on the verbal, and vice versa. 10) Listen to your parents gripe about how they think they wasted that money. Rinse, Repeat if desired. Use Kaplan brand conditioner for cleaner, fuller test grades.
Austin - 09/15/97 12:32:47
My Email: apollard@shl.com
How did you came upon the Pad o' Fun?: EMail from colleague
Comments:
On your guide - oddly enough I wrote a piece this year for the "Eclipse News" (A winchester england, pub-magazine) back in July. I didn't plagiarise the idea, honest! - lunatics must think alike! 33 Tips for Tourists to England: General Customs 1. Always tip Policemen 2. Handy Hint: Policemen always have a supply of free town maps under their helmets. 3. Never Tip Taxi-drivers 4. Gentlemen should always kiss doormen goodnight on leaving night-clubs. Ladies should leave their hotel room and phone number. 5. After eating a meal in public, belching loudly and spitting on the carpet is considered good manners. 6. Sweet-corn (maize) is considered inedible and should always be spat out. 7. It is considered polite for Gentlemen to take down their trousers and underpants when using the urinals. Always compliment the other men urinating alongside on the size and shape of their penises. 8. Due to the continuing drought, Britain has recently adopted many water saving measures, especially: Never flush the toilet - leave this to the next person. Ladies should dispose of tampons and towels in the toilet pan. The bin next to the toilet is for soiled toilet tissues. Hand-wash basins now double as bidets. 9. Because of the drought, it is now considered polite to always ask for a clean glass. 10. Always insist on opening mixer bottles (i.e. tonic etc.) yourself. 11. "Groupes Scolaires" of more than 6 are entitled to a free gift from any item on display in City Centre stores. 12. Always ask for "no ice" - especially in McDonalds. 13. All waiters in curry houses should be addressed by the honorific "Abdul". 14. Dogs are not allowed on the streets and should be kicked when seen. 15. Always demand to inspect the kitchen before ordering food. 16. Always bargain for goods and services, especially food and drink, as these prices can vary wildly. 17. When shopping for fruit it is advisable to cut the fruit in half before buying - carry a machete for this purpose - but be sure to inform a policemen (don't forget to tip!). 18. The English are notoriously lazy after their afternoon "siesta". If you are told (say in a pub) that the kitchen is closed, do not believe it. Insist on seeing the manager and demand that it be opened. 19. It is permissible for tourists (especially Germans) to go straight to front of queues, don't worry - people will guess you are a foreigner! 20. Tourists are not allowed to spend cash. You should always pay by credit card. 21. Tourists are exempt from most British parking restrictions. However tourist coaches should always park on the zig-zag lines painted on the side of the road (marked by flashing beacons). 22. It is polite to clap loudly during religious services in an Anglican church or Cathedral especially during the "sermon". 23. It is considered polite to whistle loudly on trains, restaurants and in church, in order to ward of the devil. 24. The correct honorific when meeting someone from Winchester for the first time is "You Fuckwit" (from the Anglo-Saxon "*u vŒkv¾t" meaning "may your creel always overflow with grain". (they will often respond with the ritual slap or "h¾* b¿t"). 25. Bar Staff should be addressed by Americans as follows: "HEY BARTENDER!"; whilst European Nationals should merely bang their fist on the tables. 26. It is always polite for Foreign Nationals of England's traditional enemies (France, Germany, Holland, Belgium, Italy, Spain, America, Portugal, (that's enough old enemies - Ed)), should lay a bunch of flowers at the war memorial by the Cathedral. Han ing baskets of flowers are provided in the square for this purpose. 27. In pubs and cafes, it is expected that tourists will sit at tables and wait for service. 28. Blowing your nose on a handkerchief in public is considered a deadly insult. You should instead ask for a clean glass and discreetly void one nostril at a time into it. Always return the glass with a polite "tank you". 29. Farting in public is allowed. However, you should always lift your arse from the seat and raise your right hand before commencing. 30. Balding men wearing shorts are Official Tourist-Guides and will be glad to give you a tour of town in return for a drink . You may drop them off anywhere you like at the end of your journey. 31. Tankards and Pots hung from the roofs of Pubs are provided as free souvenirs and may be taken away at no charge. 32. You may demand the "Wayfarers Dole" (free beer) in pubs from anyone with a tattoo. 33. The British are a generous people and will often leave a small cap full of local coinage for foreign children to take away as souvenirs. This is usually indicated by someone with gaily coloured spiky hair crouched behind the cap playing a whistle, et .
Ben Kleinman - 08/30/97 17:38:53
My URL:http:// www.dcs.ed.ac.uk/home/bkk/
My Email: bkleinman@writeme.com
How did you came upon the Pad o' Fun?: http:// www.dcs.ed.ac.uk/home/bkk/Marshall/
Comments:
Just testing my link to your guide!
Roger Tilbury - 08/26/97 18:22:26
My Email:rtilbury.ford@e-mail.com(no_spam)
How did you came upon the Pad o' Fun?: from www.private- eye.co.uk check it out and the links !
Comments:
As a Brit, I've known and enjoyed your guide to Yanks for some time, but only just discovered the author and your great web pages. Sorry to hear about your cats - May was a bad month. Did you know your JAWedding link was broken ? Sorry to hear you are married - I was going to invite you to have a drink with me on my 50th on Thursday - maybe some other time...
Susette Newberry - 08/22/97 14:04:25
My Email: sn18@no_spam.edu
How did you came upon the Pad o' Fun?: some chick sent me here
Comments:
Hi Jo -- I'm checking out your web page for real this time. An ethernet connection is so nice once in awhile, even if I have to brave the Freshman sea to get it. Everything looks wonderful -- you really know your html!! I had a web page two years ago, ut I couldn't keep up with the traffic. After perusing your site, I'm reconsidering. Wow -- brava. --Susette P.S. How about a tea page?!
Wanker - 08/21/97 20:48:18
How did you came upon the Pad o' Fun?: sorry ass accident
Comments:
Jesus Christ -- where's the bloody Viz link??? http:// www.viz.co.uk/
Ben Kleinman - 08/21/97 14:58:20
My URL:http:// www.dcs.ed.ac.uk/home/bkk/
My Email: bkleinman@writeme.com_
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How did you came upon the Pad o' Fun?: TOLD to do so
Comments:
Nice page -- good colors, strong layout, adequate wit, moderate ego. :-) One of these days I'll come back and read the articles.
Lizz Winstead - 08/18/97 15:15:16
My URL:http:// www.comedycentral.com/
Comments:
Your wit is sublime, and you are wasting your talents in grad school. Please quit your Ph.D. program and come work for me immediately.
(ok, no, it's just me testing the guestbook. sigh.)
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