From: some well-meaning soul
Subject: 5th grade project
Date: Mon, 06 May 1996 16:02:10 -0400
Hi, our names are Stevie and Amanda. We are in the 5th grade at the Phillipston Memorial school, Phillipston, Massachusetts, USA. We are doing a science project on the Internet.

We want to see how many responses we can get back in two weeks. (We are only sending out 2 letters). Please respond and then send this letter to anyone you communicate with on the Internet. Respond to smc@tiac.net.

1. Where do you live (state and country)?
2. From whom did you get this letter?

Thank you,
Stevie and Amanda


From: djm8@cornell.edu(NO_SPAM) (Jo Miller)
Subject: what happened to dissecting frogs?
Date: Mon, 6 May 1996 15:47:58 -0600
Dear Stevie and Amanda,

If fooling around on the 'net is what passes for a science project these days, then my worst suspicions about the state of our educational system are confirmed. I wouldn't be surprised if your teacher had you learn about the human digestive system by lighting your farts. That said, please accept the attached GIFs from alt.porn.shave-n-spank, with all my best wishes.

Yours sincerely,
Global Village Elders


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