Quotations: Technology

Give a nerd an uplink and he takes any excuse to babble on and on about anything that springs into his spongy little noggin. Be it the wonders of modern science and revelations concerning the nature of the physical universe or musings on the possible origins of the scabby goodness developing in his infected left ear any subject seems worthy of sharing when it's either type all night to someone you never have to see whom you can imagine is hanging on your every word, or sit alone in your dark living room trying to imagine how much space your piss would take up if you had bottled it all since birth. But I share too much.

Chalk it up to the ever increasing number of lackwits who insist on favoring us with their electronic presence when they're still looking despondently for the 'any' key, and using their mice as foot pedals.

Electronically, we're all in Idaho.

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Despite all the miracles of modern medicine which have taken place since the dangerous times of the 16th century, mankind has chosen to maintain a certain degree of risk in daily life. The species likes it that way. If you don't like it, there's a spare slot in the Orangutan house at the zoo.